Perfect 10

So Ellen,

Remember Nadia and her perfect 10? Well, UCLA makes them too. And not on something easy like Floor. Puhhhh-lease, oh no, Elyse Hopfner-Hibbs (AKA "Hoppy") got a 10 on beam. You know beam, as in the famous drinking game, "every time they say it's only 4 inches wide, everybody drink!"  

She's is one baaaaaaaad.....little Canadian.

Eye of the Tiger Elf?

Hey Ellen,
You know how you have Big Booty, the one who loves the holidays and gives your gifts? Well, the team has their own little Christmas elf from the Great White North. UCLA's very own, Christmas-obsessed, 2008 Olympian and first Canadian woman ever to earn a World Championship medal: Elyse Hopfner-Hibbs.  She won the all-around at the meet on Saturday and she can fly.

Peter Pan eat your heart out.

Don't let her small stature fool you. Can you see the Eye of the Tiger here? Who makes eye contact like that in gymnastics? Nobody, Ellen. Nobody! Except for Miss Elyse. She's looking right at you for crying out loud!

And homegirl can DANCE! Can't you see her doing this routine on your show? She would soooooo bring the house down.