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Hi Ellen,
UCLA won again tonight. They are ranked first in the nation. I think you should have them on now, in the beginning of the season. This way, when they win NCAA's (because they are gonna!), you can say that you predicted it all along. You can say,"Why yes, of course that's why they were guests on the show back in January. I recognized their brilliance right away. I am a judge on American Idol after all," you will tell a rapt audience who have just finished the longest standing ovation in Ellen history.  It's super important to predict the future if you are going to be a world dominator. Just so you know.

Also, can you have Mark Wahlberg on more often because I thoroughly enjoy him. That is all.

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