Pushups for Puppies

Dear Ellen,

The show was great today and everything, but I really can't focus on that because you showed the clip of Kellan Lutz.

Can we just talk about Kellan Lutz for a minute? I vote that you have him stop by on a regular basis to do exercises....or just stand there...or take his shirt off...pants...whatever. I think it would be an even better idea to have a pushup contest between him and the UCLA gymnastics team. They would beat him of course but that's ok because it would make him want to come back for a rematch. They could do it for charity - Pushups for Puppies, huh, huh? You love it! I know you love it Ellen. Come on!

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