Dear Ellen,
I haven't seen you post a request for reasons why viewers' favorite sports teams should be on the Ellen show yet. What's up with that? I mean, I have been blogging for like two weeks now. Dang, still not on the forefront on your mind? Not to worry, I'm here for you. Here is another reason, one word, Aisha. Our neighbors to the north have loaned us one of their most beautiful and talented young ladies. If she wasn't a gymnast she'd be winning SYTYCD.